Hardcore small version here:
Music: Windows media player/YouTube/etc?. It is illegal to play this game without music playing in the background.
Dodge the pixels, n00b. And don?t worry, because they?re actually 2×2 pixels, so much less dangerous? no wait? You?re playing the big version so 4×4 pixels omg :O
If you think the game is going slowly, don?t worry because it gets INTENSE later on?.. or maybe you just have a reeeaaally reeeaaally awful computer? I mean? this isn?t exactly the most graphic intensive game.
NO COOKIE ON THIS VERSION!! Only the hardcore small version gets cookie prize.
Don?t play this game for more than 10-20 minutes at a time, or you may suffer side effects such as:
-loss of sanity.
-loss of dignity.
-loss of eyes.
-etc?