Crappy turd

I?m really sorry, I couldn?t resist?

If it is (too) offensive, I will take it down?

I wanted to see what I can do in 1 hour.

This is the result (it took ~1.5 hours to make)

I might adjust the difficulty according to the comments.

The factors are:

*distance between toilets (x and y)

*gravity strength

*upward boost strength.